Just when you think Stapleton can’t get any snobbier, they somehow make it happen. This Friday night (9/13), a direct giving party with a college-like rivalry is being hosted at the Nantucket Close. Yes, a college theme party in the most exclusive part of Stapleton. Parents from Bill Roberts and Westerly Creek will be squaring off in college events in what is being dubbed “the Spirit Games.” The games will officially take place from 6-9PM, but we know that it will go past 11.
“This should be a fun way for Bill Roberts and Westerly Creek parents to show their spirit,” said local parent Dan Oltersdorf. “People should show up bringing lots of money and lots of pride in their school, and may the best school win.” Parents from neighboring schools will match up against each other for friendly games in which the winner takes the pot for its school. The Spirit Games will have several old school college games, and some with a snobby, Stapleton twist. For example, beer pong will be played with craft beer or even white wine instead of the typical less expensive domestic brews. The Stapletonion is dubbing this game “snob pong.”
Other than snob pong, some other games up for consideration include:
- Cornhole (played on a custom handcrafted set of Brazilian Walnut boards)
- Bocce Ball (using a 250 carat diamond as the bocce)
- Wii Bowling
- Trivial Pursuit
- Foosball
- Bubble Hockey
- Air Hockey
- Shuffle Board
- Pool
- Darts
- Quarters (but will be played with 1921 silver dollars valued at almost $8,000)
I do hope that Brazilian is sustainably harvested! And, IfI bring my monogrammed dart set do I have to share with my opponent?